Killer Tofu
used to describe something that is sick gnarly or magical
it is also a song from the cartoon doug by the band “the beets”
dude, that triple kick flip was killer tofu
jaded raver that has no life other than his/hers e-life on forums for ptots such as plurlife.com and ravelinks.com.
he/she is usually online about 24 hours a day, lives in a motel, has no car, but loves showing off the size of his/hers e-p-n-s by talking cr-p to/about others.
usually plugs about 3 meth-bombs a day, has been arrested for plain stupidity like calling in a bomb threat about monster m-ssive, public intoxication and gay prost-tution.
claims he/she never feeds or falls victim to trolls but always responds to them and even makes new threads about them. he/she will even go as far as contacting administrators to remove accounts that do not tickle his/her rear. has been known to make empty threats about going to jail.
killertofu’s are elitist sn-bs to go on & b-tch, cry, and moan about how they hate modern raves & the party going kids because all they do is a bunch of drugs & get too trashed for their own good. even though, they are nothing but a bunch of drug addict, fry-tards themselves, who sit online all day when they aren’t out looking for their next score.
the best part about these killertofu’s is he/she claims to have super human powers and iq, but if that was the case why no car, live in momo, and is online for most of his/her life?? why is he/she a virgin? why??
dude, there are so f-cking many killertofu’s on plurlife its unreal! i didn’t know people like that gathered in the m-sses
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