killian’s law states: the more someone boasts about a particular trait or skill, the less likely it is that they possess it.
man, the pope talking about lies and transparency is a total killian’s law.
- bed the bone
tucking your b-n-r into your waistband, it needs to sleep homie 1: “yeah i need to bed the bone, it’s been up all day.” homie 2: “go to a f-cking doctor”
- double sauce meat toss
the art of pouring piping hot gravy down your b-tthole till it reaches the tip of your p-n-s tyrone performed a double sauce meat toss in front of his cl-ssmates for show and tell
- buffalo jump
leap frog s-x, but in montana. i’m sore from all the buffalo jumping last night
- camp ozark
a christian camp for kids. age 7-17 camp ozark is known as the “cool camp” in america. the cool kids at school most likely attend ozark. (all campers are also known to be nice and including) jessica, the coolest girl in school, goes to camp ozark every summer.
a c-nt girl i’m ’bout to smash that your brayko into oblivion. :^)