Kilmarnock


a town in the west of scotland which has become over run by neds, junkies and crack wh-r-s.
on the face of it, kilmarnock looks like a nice place but dont let the flowers and friendly people fool you.
kilmarnock is basicly quite cool(ish) but dont go out after 9 pm cause a jakeball is likely to try to knock you out.
guy #1-‘let’s go to kilmarnock’
guy #2-‘ummm, no let’s not’
guy #1-‘your probubly right. it is, after all, past 9 pm.’

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