Kilo Eater


a parody of kilometre. a person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors
may: check out annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
beth: not surprised, she is a kilo eater. i have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit

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