one kilo of straight up bool. the finest sh*t on planet earth.
jerry: hey what’s that you got there?
derrick: a little bit a bool. i just bought a kilobool for my home dawg yesterday and it will blow your f*cking mind
jerry: awwww sh*t gimme some of that kilobool
derrick: f*ck yeah bro just bick back and be bool. you won’t know the sh*t that just hit you.
jerry: awwwww yeah hit me
an *sshole f*cking weirdo that m*st*rb*t*s 24/7 while watching midget p*rn. that guy master bating n the corner is a total truesdell.
- crispy salmon
the most delicious food ever and everyone needs to try it. best served with maple syrup and lemon. caleb: what are you going to order? ruby: crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing. caleb: yum, that sounds delicious, i heard its really good from here. ruby: yes, me too.
- jewrr*ssic park
a very fun name for the holocast “i’m lucky i wasn’t put in jewrr*ssic park
- cowgirl supreme
s*x in a way that a very huge fat v*g*n* eats a whole d*ck off while the man licking the c*nts mooseknuckle until she cheeses on the guys nostrils and lips. i had a cowgirl supreme last night, and it tasted like spaghetti and meatb*lls!!