Kiltophobia
the fear of walking past a scotsman on a windy day and their kilt blowing up to reveal a p-n-s so infected it makes the blue waffle look edible.
donald: it’s a wee bit windy m’dear, i think you need to trim your beaver. it looks like the jackson five’s peaking out from under your skirt!
f-nny: your small yeast infected mushroom is scaring my auntie, she has kiltophobia remember?
donald: aye, but she can’t see it if it’s in her mouth.
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