Kim Jong Un
the supreme leader of north korea. interests consists of: listening to katy perry’s “firework”, drinking margaritas, and strolling aisle to aisle in north korea’s “grocery stores.” death caused by missile shot at his chopper while jenny lane’s firework cover in the background. also, this all took place in the movie, “the interview.”
person 1: so you want us to kill the supreme leader of north korea?
person 2: yes.
person 3: holy sh-t, we need to kill kim jong-un
the little fat boy from the movie “up”
kim jong un is a fat little boy scout
the leader of north korea who follows in his dead father’s monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he’s fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the north koreans skinny. also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)
someone should do something about kim jong un.
the crazy leader of north korea who loves to intimiade the us and all the other western block countries by threatning to drop an atomic bomb on them at least once every day. his efforts, however, make the us laugh. also, he does not really care about his people and leaves them very thin and underfed.
north korea would collapse economically if it weren’t for china’s economic support. the army also uses very outdated ww2 equipment. china originally used them as a puppet state, but now n. korea is looking as more of an embarrasment than anything else.
guy 1: who is kim jong-un?
guy 2: a -bleep- idiot. need i say more?
guy 1: he’s the leader of north korea, right?
guy 2: yeah. more like the only man still standing in that country.
psychopathic wmd wielding rich jetpack-midget, obsessed with power and major control freak. probably had daddy issues.
run, it’s kim jong un and he has a nuke-launching minigun!
rhyming slag for wrong-un, i.e. wrong hole, i.e. -n-s.
the sentence “my wife won’t let me do her up the kim jong-un.” would be shortened in rhyming slang parlance to “the trouble won’t let me do her kim.”
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