kimlong
the word used to descibe the length of a man’s p-n-s when he says it is long… but really… it’s only kimlong… can also be used as a noun as a name to call someone who lies about their length
oh, he’s such a kimlong.. he always says his p-n-s is long but it’s actually only kimlong.. 1 inch!!
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