KIMP Factor


kimp = “kittens i’d murder for a pizza”

when traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, need a pizza. how many kittens would you murder for one? that’s the kimp factor.

by the time you reach a kimp factor of 10: it’s time to come home.
i spent three weeks in shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a kimp factor of 5. the rest of the time was not good.

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