Kinder Bueno


also known as “heaven” a kinder bueno is the yummiest chocolate ever invented in the universe. not only is a kinder bueno a form of chocolate, it can also be used as an anti-depressant. once consumed kinder bueno’s make people forget their life’s troubles.
olive: i gotta do my essay, im so fkd!!!!
porky: do it you emo kid.
olive: i cant though…im stupid!!!
porky: settle down. have a bueno. -hands olive an empty kinder bueno wrapper-
olive: it’s empty -(
porky: lol i know, i ate it.
olive: oooooo that’s why you’re so happy… and fat -)
no problem, all good
can you please send me those changes….kinder bueno. will do.
no
wi

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