kindergarten


everything you will ever learn about life you learn in kindergarten.

all other levels of education after kindergarten will never be used after graduation (algebra, chemistry, history of insert random country, etc.)

what you learn in kindergarten will stay with you forever though:
learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc.

this is where aaron goes to kindergarten.
kindergarten is a german word for something like a pre school / day care

1to1 translation

kinder = children
garten = garden
meine kleine schwester ist 4 jahre alt, sie geht noch in den kindergarten.

my little sister is 4 years old, she is still going to the kindergarten.
a preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

a place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
a place that supports higher education than police academies in the united states.
i just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.
a place for kindergarteners.
me:hey aaron
aaron:what
me:where are you going
aaron:i’m going to kindergarten wanna come ehe ehe ehe(laughing like a kindergartener)
act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.
the new kindergarten looks rather delicious.

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