Kinderjargon


the unique set of noises, grunts, screams, non-sense words, etc. used by kindergarden students to communicate with one another.
little johny wakes up from nap time, turns to his cl-ssmate tommy, and says “my banklet is wet.” (i p-ssed myself in my sleep)

kindergardeners speak kinderjargon.

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