kindle-child
an unfinished kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.
bob: “is julie headed home already? it’s not even midnight!”
frank: “she has a kindle-child to take care of – she’s in the middle of game of thrones.”
bob: “ah. well, we’ve all been there.”
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