kindle model 1
what the ancients used to call a “book”. a primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. it only had memory for one story at a time. it is now a pointless antique.
dave: “what’s this dusty old paper thing?”
mary: “i think that’s the kindle model 1”
dave: “does it have 3g?”
mary: “no”
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