Kindler
a united states marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. with the i.q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his gl-sses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as r-t-rded should be referred to as “pulling a kindler”
“dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that’s what i call pulling a kindler!”
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