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1. a kingly (or n-ble) male fart.

2. a p-n-s fart. the act of p-n-s farting is done especially by religious males that have a view of s-x and s-xuality being a result of the fallen nature of the flesh or the body as evil or depraved. if there is an expulsion of air (or gas), instead of s-m-n, then there is no sin or evil or depravity in the s-xual act or s-xuality of a human male.
1. mom: b-tters! what did i tell you about farting on girls at school? son, please don’t fart on girls at school!

b-tters: why mother, i didn’t fart. i kinfed.

mom: ohhhhh. alrighty then. the girls should be honored to have such a gift bestowed upon them.

2. setting: a confessional–>
-calvin: father, i have sinned. i had a dry dream in my sleep last night, as i was dreaming about miley cyrus being dressed in a cowgirl outfit & feeding chocolate-covered strawberries to me. i woke up the next day and felt so guilty and shameful.

-father luther: what’s a dry dream, my son?

-calvin: a dry dream is when there is a nocturnal emission of air (or gas), instead of s-m-n, as you sleep.

-father luther: so you kinfed?

-calvin: what does it mean to kinf?

-father luther: to expend air (or gas) through the urethra of the p-n-s.

-calvin: i guess you could say that father.

-father luther: as long as there wasn’t any s-m-n in your draws or on your bed sheets, then you have kept the faith & have not sinned.

-calvin: what a relief! thank you father!