King Arthur’s Court


a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.
t: how did last night go?

r: everything was fine until i realized i was in king arthur’s court. it felt like she was trying to rip my d-ck off.

t: ha ha ha that sucks

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