King Butthole the 3rd
in the year 1903, king b-tthole the 3rd was born into kingship after his mother died in labor and his dad got wasted and set himself on fire. from the year 1903 to 1907, austria was ruled by a baby. while under the baby’s rule the country went to war with g-dzilla and the united arab emirates.
in the year 1907 the king went to preschool. after the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in mongolia. but the king let naptime escape with it’s life.
in the year 1957 the king bought the company who made better homes and gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. with his base set up the king decided to build the great fort wallac-cky made entirely of popsicle sticks.
the fort soon was destoyed in world war 2.5 and the king died in battle.
after dying the austrian stock market collapsed and n-body goes there anymore. the end!
“the irish flag dips to no earthly b-tthole.”
~ oscar wilde on king b-tthole the 3rd
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