King City

a small town located in southern california. population of 11,000, 95% mexican, 4% white rich cowboys, 1% other. you can find many paisas roaming the streets in their riced out cars. probably one of the most boring cities in the nation.
“dude, i’m heading over to king city to hit a party!”
“king city sucks!”
king city is not in southern cali, it’s in central cali. the cutoff line is in delano (the valley). $cr-p town, but the norte still putz it down. no economy whatsoever….they tried to build some nice houses to attract people or something, then the economy took a sh-t, so that didn’t work. home to tons of $cr-ps, wannabe $cr-ps, and most of all, the paisas. also ridiculous rich white kids….people in king city think you’re royalty if you have the name hearne, metz, meyer, nino, bray, escobar (all names of ranchers that founded the small -ss town or feed store owners….how presitigious!). increased gang violence in the past few years….but few arrests, cuz no one talks. the only thing going on is…..nothing. everyone, and i mean everyone from kc gets f-cked up, cuz that’s the only thing you do. if you’re from kc, you still get f-cked up. a lot of people don’t make it out, sadly. the town to the south, lockwood, is much better. kc breeds a person that gets f-cked up, doesn’t care about sh-t, gets in fights, acts rowdy, and then remains that way for life. but it’s home, so some of us, even if we don’t want to, still like it.
“what you bang, homie”

“king city mkl, buster”

“pop pop pop….another $cr-pa dead”