king clam


otherwise known as an extremely large p-ssy. most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at pismo beach. they almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.

caution: king clams retain a m-ssive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.
i jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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