King Crab
when you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her -sswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together
b-tch – “ow!, that hurts what are you doing!”
dude – “just giving you the king crab”
the award of being awsome at gears of war crab walking.
noun, verb,
hey king crab goes first. im king crab.
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