king dong
one who has a giant or m-ssive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. in order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. have a f-cking loose -ss p-ssy at least 12 inches in width
2. can deepthroat a f-cking telephone pole
3. last but not least…loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.
christy: guess what leslie…
leslie : what?
christy: king dong totally devoured my insides with his m-ssive cak
1. a man who is more than well endowed. 2. a huge freakin p-n-s!
i.e. tommy lee, ron jeremy, long dong silver, jeremy pipes, steve-o, john holmes, pete wentz, etc.
stephanie: jeremy talked a big game, but when i saw king dong, i had to do a double take to make sure it was real!!!
anna: really, his d-ck was that big???
the act in which the male smacks his partner over the head with his “king dong”. this is usually proformed after long tiering s-x where the females c-nt is hanging low.
(a 10″ p-n-s is required for this act that weighs atleast 3lb.)
beatting your partner down with your p-n-s after s-x. therefore king donging them.
length
what is your length
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