King Dorito


a dorito with an extraordinary amount of flavored powdery stuff on it.
i sometimes throw 95% of a bag of doritos in search of the king doritos. they’re the only ones i like; they should make them all with that much of the good sh-t on ’em.

that fiery habanero king dorito gave me the worst ring sting.

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