King Julian


a big boned beauty who has the moves playa playa, he’ll be pulling a mud slide a tornado all the good good for his queen. he doesn’t even care his little sisters in the room next door. he will baste that turkey on thanksgiving and stuff your stocking during christmas. you will come home from a night with him looking like absolute h-ll but feeling like you’ve been touched by jesus for even being in his presence.
-that king julian from last night really showed me something new i’ll be crawling for days.
-girl i can tell when you walked into the house, i thought he hit you with his car!

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