king kaliente is a smg and smg2 boss, living in a lava pit. its last name, kaliente, is a misspelled version of caliente, meaning “hot” but they decided to go with a k to match with king. king kaliente is also the leader of all the octoombas and oktorocks. he shoots 3 fireb-lls at the player, followed by a coconut that can be whacked at him. after two times of hitting him with coconuts his crown will fall off and sink into the lava making him very angry he will rage and summon a bunch of lava bubbles around the stage, and shoot more fireb-lls and a coconut to be whacked at him 3 times without missing. a rematch with him happens later, in a new stage and king kaliente is dark brown, from being “scorched” when he fainted in the lava from before.
king kaliente is one boss.
- irish daddy
someone who is half irish and a total ‘daddy’ at the same time. the very best person to be around ever. connaire is an irish daddy
- car payment girl
a woman who is a little short on money who will “do anything to be able to make her car payment this month.” in other words, an amateur, part-time prost-tute. they can be amazingly good or amazingly bad, and you can usually get a bargain price along with a gfe. once you find a car […]
- zucchini beanie
another word for a condom. a zucchini beanie is used to cover a p-n-s during intercourse to prevent pregnancy. “do you have a zucchini beanie? i want to get down to business.”
a jelisie is usually a girl. she tend to care just a bit too much about things, especially her friends. her friends are very important to her and if you mess with her crew or her family she will find you. do not underestimate a jelisie. they are very bubbly people who try to make […]
pr-nounced lin-see not lindsey or lindsay. much cooler than all other pr-nunciations. not intended to be pr-nounced by those that have a strong southern accent, so its not, landzy lindzy or lyndzy. doesnt play well with others. shes going to just be lindsea, deal with it.