King Kelly


brand name of kick–ss orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the us. i’m talkin/bout the grey poupon of jellies and jams.
it sits well on a ritz, cracka.
(i know it do, n-gg-.)
“please p-ss me the king kelly while my wheat toast is still warm.”
“excuse me, but would you happen to have any king kelly?”

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