King Looch


an adjective describing a person who is fat in size and who wobbles when they walk. looch can be multiplyed intomore than one, for example, gabriel iglesias is a king looch, because f his size. a lesser king looch, is one who is skinny yet fat and gay on the inside. for example, osama bin laden is a lesser king looch
hey are you a king looch?
nah man im a lesser king looch
cool wanna go to the gay club
sure why not

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