King Marine


king marine tottaly rulesa ur dominion. marine enjoys long walks in ur death and makes 100% xxx pure moonshine outta ur chullin! he’s down with tom the nija, who he teamed up with to smite slushy the armadillo/stegasaurus, who sux maja ballz. marine, in his disco doom 70’s pimpmasta funka dont kno like a m-f- outfit pierced his heart! but then slushy tied marines hands up his -ss and decampamatated his life! but tom the ninja band-aided his life back on his neck, and decapamataed slushy by wailing on his guitar!!!!! beown!! of course, marine h8s elevators and squirrels, and is dangerously cheesy!!! hes a b-ball fiend, and his haus is a plant in whench to change yo chullin ta m00n5h!n3!!!1! heloves sketchin moonshine on the bay, and chasin little chullin on his marine-mobile/mini-bike. he is 4 ft tall, raelly short legs, white hair, a beard, and he’ll kill u!~!his real name is d-ck marine and he demands $ things yo!
1)respect
2)spirit
3)chullin
4)moonshine(& cheese)
marine’d
if it looks like a marine, tastes like a marine, then it must be a king marine!

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