king midas
in greek mythology, king midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the midas touch).
king midas was granted the opposite of the sh-tters touch.
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when a girl is going down on a guy, she then takes his d-ck out of her mouth and gets ready to take the load on her face. however, the man, instead of ejaculating, p-sses all over her face and then says astonishingly “everything you touch turns to gold!”
my girlfriend was getting on my nerves all day so i pleaded with her for a bl-w j-b and then gave her a king midas.
a nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not s-xually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.
mm: so b—, whats your pr?
jb: umm…10? yeah, 10.
-unbelieving stares from all involved-
bp: dude, are you f-cking king midas?
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