King of Dong
a s-x act inspired by the doc-mentary king of kong.
here’s how it works…
you start banging a chick.
just when she’s about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce “there’s a potential donkey kong kill screen coming up if anyone’s interested.”
then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
i pulled the “king of dong” move on my girlfriend last night and now she’s all p-ssed off at me. i guess she hasn’t seen the movie or something.
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