king of pimps


noun. it’s all there in the name. not just a pimp, not just a king, but the king of all pimps. used as an extremely high praise for someone (usually a male).

second only to the pimp g-d or the g-d of pimps.
dude1: “…so he walks out of the bank, head to toe armani and flossin, casually sticks his elbow out to catch the chin of a p-ssing bankrobber, leans over to pick a solid gold ring off the floor, and in the meantime pinches 3 girls -sses with his free hand, who then flocked to him to admire his courage and jewlery. it was nuts!”

dude2: “holy sh-t, that guy must be the king of pimps!”

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