King of the Blumpkins


1. rapper asher roth
2. a person who gives the most blumpkins
3. the guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most bl-w j-bs on someone who is taking a dump.
rapper asher roth is the self-proclaimed king of the blumpkins as of now!
“ash roth be the king of the blumpkins” – lark on my go cart – track 1 off asleep in the bread aisle.
asher roth be the king of the blumpkins
yo i heard asher roth is the king of the blumpkins

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