king of the geeks


the ultimate “nerd” or “geek”. not isolated to people with limited/poor social skills but also includes those with inflated senses of self-worth which thinly mask their deep self-loathing.

king of the geeks has both positive and negative connotation.

positive: leader of sport fantasy league who understands all of the acronyms or “leader” of a super geeky group of people. these types are harmless and fun to laugh at/with.

negative: unsophisticated, inarticulate, unnattractive douchebags who invariably have a permanent “chip” on their shoulder and play out their life’s frustrations on unsespecting innocent targets.
king of the geeks (positive):

jeff: “dude, my fantasy baseball team is destroying yours! i lead the league in ba, rbi’s, obp, ops and slg!!!! yesss!!!!!

king of the geeks (negative):

candace is an unfortunately an eye sore whose outward offense is only matched by her inward void of a cavernous chill. she lacks intelligence, motivation, a sense of humor or any other redeemable quality. oh and she’s a total b-tch to everyone and complains incessantly.

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