king robinson


a little boy walks into a wh-r- house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. he goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. the pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. after the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. the boy answers: when i go home, i will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and i’ll f-ck her. when my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. tonight, my parents will f-ck. tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, and that the son of a b-tch who ran over my frog!!

-king robinson 2015
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