King Soopers
a division of kroger that thoroughly enjoys overworking their employees. they also are known to disregard statements such as “i can’t work on tuesdays and thursdays, because i have cl-sses (cl-sses can be replaced with “practice”, “homework”, or “an event to go to i told you about 2 months in advance”).”
also known to let the upper management walk around and talk on cell phones, stand around, and take hour long smoke breaks…8 times a day.
me: i used to work for king soopers.
person: they sure do love -n-l shafting huh?
me: yes.
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