King the Sky


to inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, -j-c-l-t- into ones own face.
i was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and i was too embarr-ssed to say anything so i kinged the sky.

my eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

c-m accident your mom

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