King Tut dick
1) a p-n-s that favors only the greatest tuna.
2) a p-n-s that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so p-ssy.
marty: hey do you think hugo is going to have s-x with that new girl in school? i mean, she’s not great, but she’s bangable.
wally: naw man, you know he’s has a king tut d-ck.
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