King Tut’s Curse
the act of wrapping your p-n-s in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.
some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but i prefer a good ol’ fashioned king tut’s curse.
#exotic masturbation #masturbation technique
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