kingblumpkin


kingblumpkin: kang’blump-ken, oe,fr. 1. the star of a series of short movies about snook fishing, all filmed with a video cell phone. 2. a fictional character from the west coast of florida featured in films produced by “thetorch”.
3. a total gayfer.

“i watched a short movie about fishing today starring some dude that calls himself kingblumpkin, what a gayfer”.

kingblumpkin: ken-blump-ken,(druid/celtic) 1.one who is the king of blump, a master in the art of blumping. 2.a fictional character in low quality movies made with a cell phone video camera.
” due to my abilites in the area of blumping, i was voted kingblumpkin”.
the master of blumpkins
receives the most blumpkins
has the best blumpkin stories

can use blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective
christian is the king of blumpkintown
rob is a blumpkin protegee
dom gives blumpkins while fondeling himself
everyone wants to be king blumpkin

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