Kingdom of Loathing

the kingdom of loathing is a text-based mmorpg. the game is based on comical parodies of modern sayings, stylings, culture, and other things. for instance, the game has items like “pr0n chow mein” and “phonics down”, drinks like “white canadian”, and familiars (a type of pet creature) like the “cocoabo”. the game uses a currency, the currency being “meat”. several different activities can be played, such as adventuring, mixing c-cktails, combining items, meatsmithing, and such.

the game is based around 3 main stats, muscle, mysticality, and moxie. in comparison to game attributes, these three stats are relative to combat, magic, and stealth. each stat has two cl-sses of each. the “seal clubber” and “turtle tamer” are the muscle cl-sses, the “sauceror” and “pastamancer” are the mysticality cl-sses, and the “disco bandit” and “accordian thief” are the moxie cl-sses.

adventures are essentially the limit to the amount of quests you can perform per day. adventures are gained daily, through eating of foods, and drinking of booze. in addition to the limit of adventures per day, one can reach a limit to food eaten (virtually “full”) and a limit to drinking booze (where you are “falling-down drunk”.

the kingdom of loathing is a long time running game, at -about- one and a half years (as of february). the creator is jick. jick is one of two administrators for the game, the other being mr. skullhead.

the game also has an extensive network of forums and chat rooms. the chat rooms include channels newbie, normal, trade, games, lounge, and villa. all of the channels have moderators. moderators include inari, lacey, werebear, vida londres, bragi, elven_princess, idiania, bete noire, vultar, fruity vuish, mystical, arbitrage, bellytor, trog dor, biohazardman, thegreatyak, and novusordoseclorum.
an adventurer is you!
the only place where you can combine a goat’s cheese with an anticheese to get a goat. also known as kol
kol 0wnz runescape
kingdom of loathing (aka kol) is an excellent online rpg made by the most excellent and creative jick. you can choose to be an accordian theif, seal clubber, turtle tamer, diso bandit, saucerer or pastamacer.
i’m a level 15 and have 1200000 meat on the kingdom of loathing.
kol www.kingdomofloathing.com
an online rpg with an adventure of a life time for not the faint of heart. gain a fortune and lose it an hour later. travel to distant islands, delve the depths of unknown dungeons in search of glories and treasure, and climb the highest mountains to battle fierce beasts. drink till you drop and eat till you explode!
a big red ninja with horns stands before you.
“i am the demoninja,” he says. “allow me to demonstrate the myriad ways in which i can whoop your -ss.”
an online text-based rpg created by the excellent jick. highly original and imaginative, and hilarious too. all the graphics are based on black-and-white stick figures.

don’t let the graphics and text put you off. not for brain-dead people who only favour rpgs with high resolution graphics and cannot spell.

one of the only rpgs online with some sort of interlectual value, who appreciate the ability to write properly and makes intelligent observations of the actual world around you. none of the obsessive cr-p, as you get “adventures” everyday which limit the amount of time you spend on the computer.
kingdom of loathing frikin rules
one of the greatest online games ever. created by jick, it consumes the lives of the people that play it.
c’mon mom, i’ve only been playing kol for 14 hours so far today.
the best game ever! if you would rather play something dumb like runescape instead of this you are stupid!

kingdom of loathing is the creation of jick. you can use pasta to kill things (including pasta)! you can do awexsome quests (i mean, where else can you kill drunken rats?). so what are doing here reading this meaningless definition? go to www.kingdomofloathing.com!
kingdom of loathing rules! if you are aware of this game and don’t play it, you can just go in the corner and get burninated!