Kingfisher


“not the same as swallow”. (janeanne’s dictionary of onomatopoeic s-xual terms – cga press 2004).

a term used by glaswegians to indicate that someone performing f-ll-t– did not want to finish off by swallowing his or her partner’s s-m-n.
haw maw, did ye hear we jimmy greetin’ how senga would only gie’im a kingfisher? ungrateful bam.
…is the most popular beer in india. it’s also brewed there. most foreign people tend to hate it, and wouldn’t even use it to wash their b-tts.
ranjit: do you want to try some indian beer? it’s called king fisher.
hans: yes sure.

hans takes a sip, and spits it all out.
hans: this is absolutely scheiße! german beer ftw.
ranjit: madar chod
a hole in the ground where numpty’s go to process fish
look at that f-ckwit numpty – he must be off to kingfisher

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