Kingston Pike
(may also be subst-tuted with any main road in your local town)
the act of lying about ones specific location in order to hang out with girls instead of your close male friends
-phone call-
me: “hey man, where are you?”
friend: “ummmm, i’m currently on kingston pike driving. not really sure just driving around.”
me: “uh, well ok. tell me when you get home so we can hang out.”
-call ends-
friend: “phew! now i can continue to bang my friends sister in my car while he thinks i’m driving down kingston pike!”
ex. 2: “don’t kingston pike me. bro’s before hoes!”
ex. 3: “man i kingston piked the f-ck out of my friends yesterday. and then i got a bj! man that was worth it!”
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