kingswag
kingswag defines the specific type of swag -ssociated with a baller, and or a person of royalty or more specifically kings. those who have kingswag generally don’t give a f-ck about surfs, taxes, other countries, jesters, b-tches, school, the environment, spending gold, killing the innocent, and b-tches. also, those who have attained kingswag earned it through: being the heir to the throne, killing a king, banging princesses and queens, being the juggernaut b-tch, having enough money to buy enough people that you can create you own basketball league and name all the teams the lakers and name all the players kobe bryant.
surf 1: look at that rich m-th- f-cka buying up all the land and taking all the b-tches
surf 2: hey! that’s my wife! come back here b-tch!
king: get the f-ck off my land you broke sons of b-tches! i’m the juggernaut b-tch, go make me a sammich
surf 1: you vile m-th- f-cka you took everything from us
king: you better shut the f-ck or imma take your feet n-gg-
surf 2: this guy doesn’t give one f-ck about sh-t, his kingswag has consumed him
king: take those n-gg-‘s feet, imma put them on a chain
surfs: ah f-ck, run!
king: hahahahaha! i’m the baddest mother f-cka in the universe, you can’t stop me
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