Kink patty


a kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger…then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he’s so hot he can cook your kink patty once you’ve had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is…a kink patty
hey babe i’m feeling overly kinky tonight…are you ok with that? mind if i make a kink patty on your hairy s-xy chest and make a burger with your p–p?

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