he is the most attractive guy in the meme group. he is god’s gift to women, he gets a hundred plus friend request per day from the girls who want to f*ck him. he has the ideal male body, he is what peak performance looks like whether you like it or not. he is the epitome of legendary f*ckboy.
john: have you seen kino mayers?
billy: no, but i found out my b*tch slid up into his dm’s.
john: p*ss*es get wet when they look to him. it’s natural bro.
- f*cking dip
someone who is stupid, f*cking idot james was being such a f*cking dip in front of the girl because he doesn’t know what the h*lls he doing and needs to ask his best friend, lexie for advice.
- chip valentine
a real banger type party animal. a little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. he is also h*lla jacked bro. that chip valentine kid cracks me up. i swear i jebait him every time.
- cookie beast
one who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids. mr. johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. he really knows how to make a good cookie.
asian guy who f*cks a duck, cooks cat and dog with some wonderful rice! also horrible at construction! i am knapman and i’m horrible at construction!