kiomi
adv. a term used to describe somone (usually a girl) who goes above and beyond trying to be scene. he or she usually spends countless hours on mysp-ce, posting bulletins about how often they go to hot topic or whenever they take a shower. theyy usually talkkk likee thisss, but use proper spelling as a way to seem dignified. here are ways to see if your friend is a kiomi:
-he/she goes to hot topic and doesnt ever buy anything
-he/she wears a “cute” little pink bow on their hair
-mysp-ce. mysp-ce. bulletins. holy f-ck no one cares about your god d-mn life!
-talk about cute little stuffed animals that have gore related to them
-listen to grindcore and that stuff that barely p-sses as music in an attempt to be different, when all the other people he or she knows listens to the same exact bands
-i could go on with this, but i won’t..
kiomi’s are also attention wh-r-s, trying their best to get the highest status in the hallways by wearing rediculous clothes, and more recently, suspenders stolen from larry king.
girl: omgashhh i just bought like a tonnn of extensionss from hot topic and a cute boww im so cutee
guy: wow stop being such a kiomi no one cares and you fail at making fashion statements
girl: ughh b-tchh i hate you im telling my scene friends about this
guy: ok? lol
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