kippekalv
former lame–ss cs’er who gave up gaming cuz of some sh-tty cr-p reasons.
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the act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. when a […]
- poop machine on wheels
a person in a wheel chair that is so r-t-rded they p–p themselves constantly. usually on an electric wheel chair. aww man, i had to help jeff with his books, hes such a p–p machine on wheels.
- raw is sexy
raw is s-xy is a raw food lifestyle that consists of eating whole, 100% natural foods that have not been cooked higher than 118 degrees. raw is s-xy was founded to doc-ment how to get healthy, fit and s-xy naturally after years of struggling by discovering just how amazing and easy raw foods can be […]
- ass polish
toilet paper d-mn, i just put a new roll on yesterday! that crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much -ss polish as you use!
- asstaffy
waxy sh-t consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the r-ct-m i have placed a 14″ long log of -sstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon mrs. hernandez’s desk….i am nervous and it […]