Kiristophile
a person who is attracted to girls who are more than four years younger than themselves. the attraction may be affectionate, p-ssionate, l-stful, etc., depending on the individual. every kiristophile is unique, just like all people. kiristophilia does not result from immaturity or mental instability. it is merely a magnification of a male’s natural desire for younger females. the word comes from the greek roots kiristi, meaning girl, and philos, meaning love.
girllover, paedophile, paedos-xual
12-year-old girl:you’re handsome.
18-year-old guy:you’re cute. you want to hang out at my apartment?
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mr.bob:your daughter is really cute. is she available?
mr.steve:what’s wrong with you?! my daughter’s nine! pedophile dirtbag!
eavesdropper:you’d better stay away from my son!
mr.bob:i’m a kiristophile, i only like the girls.
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