Kirk Hammet


one kick -ss guitarist. may not be the best, but hawaii may not be the best holiday spot either. doesn’t mean it doesn’t kick -ss though. joined metallica in 1983 after dave mustaine was kicked out. the least whiney and monkey-like of four members.
-awesome guitar noises- -wicked guitar noises-
the lead guitarist of metallica and is one of if not the best d-mn guitar player that has ever lived.
wow, kirk hammet just kicked the sh-t out of my dog.
lead guitarist for metallica, since 1983. replaced dave mustaine. gets a lot of sh-t from megadeth fans and from idiots who otherwise don’t like metallica. he’s a d-mn good player though.

kirk hammett can play faster than you or anyone you know, so think twice before saying that he “sucks”, ok?

kirk hammet is the guitarist for metallica, but the act of pulling a kirk hammet refers to playing very fast pentatonic scales with a wah wah pedal over and over again instead of using your talent to actually play.
guy 1 “bro what are you doing man? that guitar solo sounded like sh-t”

guy 2 “brah what are you talking about, i couldn’t come up with anything so i just kirk hammeted.”
one of the fastest guitarist ever. if you see him in concert he does arpegio runs that will blow your mind. the only reason the new alb-ms don’t have solos is because james hetfield writes all the songs and he never writes anything that pushes hammet’s skills.
kirk hammet is so bad-ss.
he replaced mustaine he must be good.
kirk hammet of metallica…what can you say other than one of the greatest guitar players of all time. when you play 200 plus dates on the same tour,(black ulb-m)shredding the living f-ck out of them guitars,man!!! you got to respect that….
kirk hammet of metallica kicks f-cking -ss!!!!!
g-d
kirk hammet

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