Kirk
a total studgod, masterful in every way. great king and ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and b-lls of steel.
i hope when i grow up i can be a kirk.
they all bowed down to his great kirkness and kissed his b-tt.
the baseball star was a real kirk.
the women dream of being with kirk.
the football player was trying to become a kirk.
to go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.
timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.
to have s-x with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek “kirkios”
it’s short form “kirk” means “to penetrate”
“wow, that girl’s hot” “you know kirk f-cked her, eh?”
“nice -ss on her, i bet there’s been some kirk in there
a a good and kind ruler and king, loved by children and worshiped by women. a masterful master of masters.
all hail the kirk, long live the kirk.
the kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.
the men all wished they could be kirk.
the kids loved the kindness and generousity of the kirk.
scots english for church.
“och it’s the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk”
verb (from star trek): to seduce or otherwise have s-x with an alien babe. this can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.
it’s hard to name a sci-fi male lead who hasn’t kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.
captain james t. kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.
a total studgod, masterful in everyway.
the women dream of being with kirk.
the baseball star was a real kirk.
the football player was trying to become a kirk.
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